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central's jon stewart. >> if he has lost jon stewart-- i'm just saying. >> jon: what? what are you saying? what happened! (cheers and applause) lost jon stewart. by the way, how often does a dude have to criticize the president before his name legally changes from even jon stewart to unsurprisingly jon stewart. (laughter) all right. none of that stuff worked in proving it, but that's not the end of your search here, howard and other guy whose name escapes me on the show. here's what you could have done, okay. to prove improper collusion, find a memo from me to the president giving the president advice about my area of expertise, communications. like me advising him that americans will only be patient with the war on terror if they are convinced the president is using the harshest measures possible. that wasn't me, all right. i'm sorry, that was fox news chairman roger ailes to president bush. i'm sorry. no-- that is the balance part. i should have watched rehearsalment i-- over and over again, i wrongly believe that i am helping howard kurtz with his case against me an
central's jon stewart. >> if he has lost jon stewart-- i'm just saying. >> jon: what? what are you saying? what happened! (cheers and applause) lost jon stewart. by the way, how often does a dude have to criticize the president before his name legally changes from even jon stewart to unsurprisingly jon stewart. (laughter) all right. none of that stuff worked in proving it, but that's not the end of your search here, howard and other guy whose name escapes me on the show. here's what...
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jon stewart: are you seriously? i'll-- jon stewart: [laughs] i don't quit. i'm telling you, i don't quit. no, i have to-- well-- you know, it would be you, honestly. i-- because i actually would probably get tonsillitis halfway through and have to quit. all right. number 4. here's the final question. you're three for three. does canada have any hope for world domination? we-- we're dominating now. i'm here, aren't i? jon stewart: that's true. you know how you sneak in? you look just like us. four for four. four for four! why not? [cheering and applause] [klaxon wailing] congratulations. thank you. i'm spilling. please watch-- that's no problem. we got the people that take care of it. uh, please watch michael j. fox on "spin city." please. it airs on tuesday nights on abc. michael j. fox ladies and gentlemen. [cheering and applause] [theme music] "ride away" (by roy orbison begins to play) ♪ i ride the highway... ♪ ♪ i'm going my way... ♪ ♪i leave a story untold... ♪ he just keeps sending more pictures... if you're a free-range chicken you roam fr
jon stewart: are you seriously? i'll-- jon stewart: [laughs] i don't quit. i'm telling you, i don't quit. no, i have to-- well-- you know, it would be you, honestly. i-- because i actually would probably get tonsillitis halfway through and have to quit. all right. number 4. here's the final question. you're three for three. does canada have any hope for world domination? we-- we're dominating now. i'm here, aren't i? jon stewart: that's true. you know how you sneak in? you look just like us....
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is jon stewart! we're going to have a guest tonight, his name is denis leary! (cheers and applause) stop, stop, stop! the road to the 2016 election continues to wind its slow torturous way. last night, 14 candidates appeared to see who would be chosen as their party's presidential nominee. that was different from a collection of indistinguishable individual undergoing a much more skill-based shrek. do we have anything from the forum? >> the two-hour forum played out like political speed date, 14 republican candidates sharing a single stage in new hampshire. >> jon: a single stage! the worst dinner production of "cats" ever! looked like this. senator ted cruz attended via satellite. what was so important he couldn't attend in person? >> in texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks. (gunfire) (laughter) >> jon: are we sure that's grease? perhaps some ejaculate from how much you love guns? by the way, you really need to add bacon to get americans to like guns? for god's sake, it's not sa
is jon stewart! we're going to have a guest tonight, his name is denis leary! (cheers and applause) stop, stop, stop! the road to the 2016 election continues to wind its slow torturous way. last night, 14 candidates appeared to see who would be chosen as their party's presidential nominee. that was different from a collection of indistinguishable individual undergoing a much more skill-based shrek. do we have anything from the forum? >> the two-hour forum played out like political speed...
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i am sitting here with jon stewart. >> jon: oh, but don't worry! we're not coordinating. >> well, it doesn't sound as though you violated the coordination rules. even though there are criminal penalties that are on the books, nobody i can think of has gone to jail solely for coordinating, so that should make you feel better. but you might get fined. >> jon: fined? how much? >> four to six figures. >> jon: four to six figures?! where am i gonna get that kind of money? (laughter) no! trevor? i know this is going to sound a little crazy, and matter of fact, i feel weirdly criminal even asking, but if i get fined could i pay that with super pac money. >> yes, probably. (cheering) this is awesome! well, stephen, it has been great not coordinating with you. >> and it has been great not coordinating with you, my friend! >> jon: i will see you tonight on the ride home. >> on the bicycle built for two? >> jon: yahoo! >> (sniffling) >> hasan, are you crying? >> yeah, i am, because i'm going to miss him. >> aw! jess, hasan's crying. >> (laughing) zoom in! >>
i am sitting here with jon stewart. >> jon: oh, but don't worry! we're not coordinating. >> well, it doesn't sound as though you violated the coordination rules. even though there are criminal penalties that are on the books, nobody i can think of has gone to jail solely for coordinating, so that should make you feel better. but you might get fined. >> jon: fined? how much? >> four to six figures. >> jon: four to six figures?! where am i gonna get that kind of...
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jon stewart (voiceover): oh my god. the convention floor. i have such faith in you, my fellow americans. jon stewart: does senator mccain understand that there's no one here? because he seems to be giving a speed. but there's no one here. jon stewart (voiceover): we kicked back in the green room. god. it's not polite to laugh, but-- it's like it was written by a child. jon stewart (voiceover): then it was off to the grand prize-- the abc network news desk. jon stewart: ah, wow. peter jennings: come and sit in. what's this button right here? it's the button i push if i decide that i want to break into regular programming with an urgent bulletin. could-- could i try? here it is. a $1 million question. we rarely see these here. [abc news fanfare] announcer: from abc news. did we do it? this just in-- this is awesome. jon stewart (voiceover): sadly, my network journey had come to an end. peter, thank you so much. we very much appreciate it. goodnight, peter. you're not as bad as i heard. i appreciate that. there's one thing. for all of us at abc
jon stewart (voiceover): oh my god. the convention floor. i have such faith in you, my fellow americans. jon stewart: does senator mccain understand that there's no one here? because he seems to be giving a speed. but there's no one here. jon stewart (voiceover): we kicked back in the green room. god. it's not polite to laugh, but-- it's like it was written by a child. jon stewart (voiceover): then it was off to the grand prize-- the abc network news desk. jon stewart: ah, wow. peter jennings:...
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of arby's brought to you tonight by jon stewart. jon stewart, it's like a tv threw up on your face. i'll never forget you, jon, but i will be trying. >> good riddance, smart ass. >> don't go. come back. >> jon, i'll being sarcastic. >> and just when i'm running for president. what a bummer. >> see you, pip-squeak. >> what has nine and a half fingers and won't miss you at all? this guy. >> jon, i just don't know what to say. >> i'm sure you'll, missed by somebody. >>un, there are a lot of things happening around the world that keep me up at night which is why i've relied on you to put me to sleep. >> have fun feeding your rabbits. >> i'm jon stewart. i'm dumb, i'm stewart. nah-nah! so long. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: i'm not going to say that didn't sting a little bit. >> that was awesome. >> jon: ed helms! >> what's up, baby? >> you look great. >> jon: it's so great to see you, ed! ♪ and it's wonderful to see you ♪ >> jon: that's right, you did love to sing. >> i do. i like to sing. i like to make movies with my friends and, of course, i have my real passion which is rung t
of arby's brought to you tonight by jon stewart. jon stewart, it's like a tv threw up on your face. i'll never forget you, jon, but i will be trying. >> good riddance, smart ass. >> don't go. come back. >> jon, i'll being sarcastic. >> and just when i'm running for president. what a bummer. >> see you, pip-squeak. >> what has nine and a half fingers and won't miss you at all? this guy. >> jon, i just don't know what to say. >> i'm sure you'll,...
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i'm jon stewart. coming up on today's show, stephen colbert with the latest analysis out of washington, beth littleford interviews the original munchkins, and michael j. fox is my first guest, and he's a nice man for doing it. but first, let the healing begin. it's headlines. [music playing] and now for our continued comprehensive coverage of the final blow. [music playing] you're out of order. he's out of order. this whole trial is sexy. president clinton's historic impeachment trial begins thursday, and the most important issue facing the united states senate is how can it take a pointless, tawdry trial whose outcome has already been decided and make it last six hilarious, humiliating months? one way to do it would be an endless parade of meaningless witnesses. i don't see how we can deny the house the ability to call witnesses if they believe it's critical to their case. now, we can negotiate with them about the numbers. we can decide that we're not going to allow material to be presented at the tr
i'm jon stewart. coming up on today's show, stephen colbert with the latest analysis out of washington, beth littleford interviews the original munchkins, and michael j. fox is my first guest, and he's a nice man for doing it. but first, let the healing begin. it's headlines. [music playing] and now for our continued comprehensive coverage of the final blow. [music playing] you're out of order. he's out of order. this whole trial is sexy. president clinton's historic impeachment trial begins...
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believe this is jon stewart. now it is cold, you did that very well. (laughter) >> jon: mr. cramer, don't you destroy enough dough on your own show? (cheers and applause) >> jon: boom goes the dynamite. how weird is our world? when jim cramer is on tv baking pie and martha stewart is the one who went to jail for securities fraud? (laughter) >> jon: that's weird. actually, jim cramer and cnbc are not the financial villains today. this morning the tire some word "alleged" was officially removed from bernie madoff, aka arthur ponzerelli who pled guilty to 11 counts of fraud for his $64 billion scam. >> we have also been telling you there is a maximum sentence here of 150 years in jail. as you well know, he is an older man. he is 70 years old. so obviously this would pretty much translate into a life sentence. >> jon: yeah, i'm pretty sure 150 years is a life sentence for anyone. (laughter) >> jon: except perhaps madoff's accomplice tortoise pete. 150 years for him, he would get out in time for his midlife crisis but
believe this is jon stewart. now it is cold, you did that very well. (laughter) >> jon: mr. cramer, don't you destroy enough dough on your own show? (cheers and applause) >> jon: boom goes the dynamite. how weird is our world? when jim cramer is on tv baking pie and martha stewart is the one who went to jail for securities fraud? (laughter) >> jon: that's weird. actually, jim cramer and cnbc are not the financial villains today. this morning the tire some word...
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new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: oh, welcome to the daily show! i'm jon stewart. boom! my guest tonight, amy schumer! amy schumer is going to be here. i forgot-- let's begin tonight, we're very excited because we've got good news. the california drought is over because last week a special group in california made it rain! >> big stop on the money trail in the race for the white house. the koch brothers hosted five candidates over the weekend at a business conference in southernical call. >> they're spending their time pitching to what's been called the koch primary. >> jon: the koch primary? (laughter) the koch brothers have pledged to give almost a billion dollars to buy the next election. meaning five of the top republican can the das were happy to come on down for a
new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: oh, welcome to the daily show! i'm jon stewart. boom! my guest tonight, amy schumer! amy schumer is going to be here. i forgot-- let's begin tonight, we're very excited because we've got good news. the california drought is over because last week a special group in california made it rain! >> big stop on the money trail in the race for the white house. the koch...
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(cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. oh, do we have a program for you tonight. an ultimate-- penultimate episode it is the one that everyone will probably forget! except for our guest tonight louis c.k. is going to be here! (cheers and applause) now we've got two more-- more shows left before i see the gentle yet firm gravitational pull of my home planet, new jersey. (laughter) i would like to reflect on what we have built here over these past 16 years. we worked awfully hard. and not every show has been up to snuff but weapon's given it our all every single time. that is the thing that impresses me most. everybody gives it all. and i feel like what we've built here is a monument to evisceration. (laughter) issues pundits politicians we here at the show left no target undisemboweled. in fact, if you are still walking around with a belly full of viscera know this we didn't forget you. (laughter) we'll put it all up on the web. and by the way it wasn't just he advise-- eviscerating, we demolished crushed. we annihilateed t
(cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. oh, do we have a program for you tonight. an ultimate-- penultimate episode it is the one that everyone will probably forget! except for our guest tonight louis c.k. is going to be here! (cheers and applause) now we've got two more-- more shows left before i see the gentle yet firm gravitational pull of my home planet, new jersey. (laughter) i would like to reflect on what we have built here over these past...
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>> jon: yes. hey, screw you, stewart! you sit there in your fancy chair and your fancy suit and you pretend to be a man of the people... the truth is you will do anything to appease the corporate overlords. (audience reacts) >> jon: i've got this! but, hey -- but, hey, that's actually kind of what i love about you, stewart. you don't sell out, you buy in. m♪ >> jon: it's time for "the daily show" ebola update brought to you by arby's -- arby's. see? a lot of things cause diarrhea. a joke brought to you by michaels, michaels, the godless (bleep) with yarn. panda express -- when you need panda meat and fast. loews hardware, brought to you by mace. mace, when someone standing in front of you and you want them to move, brought to you by sky-be-days, you work hard but your paint shouldn't have to. hheherpes like congress on your dick. go pro, what does your cat do all day? arby's, the meal that's a dare for your colon. arby's, come for the tweets. run from the meat. arby's, why not challenge your stomach to a fight? arby's,
>> jon: yes. hey, screw you, stewart! you sit there in your fancy chair and your fancy suit and you pretend to be a man of the people... the truth is you will do anything to appease the corporate overlords. (audience reacts) >> jon: i've got this! but, hey -- but, hey, that's actually kind of what i love about you, stewart. you don't sell out, you buy in. m♪ >> jon: it's time for "the daily show" ebola update brought to you by arby's -- arby's. see? a lot of things...
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(cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. we have got a good show tonight. presidental-- presidential historian, our old friend joyce kearns goodwin is going to be joining us later, talking about presidents. but speaking of presidents, big news from yesterday. >> the white house taking jon stewart very seriously. >> "politico" is reporting that stewart secretly viingtsed the white house. >> the president invited stewart to two secret white house meetings when he needed media support. >> secretly meeting with president obama,. >> secret meeting. >> had secret meetings. >> secretly working together for years. >> jon: oh [bleep]! (cheers and applause) that-- i have to tell you this, that sounds so much more awesome than what happened. (laughter) basically the president of the united states called my office and asked twice if i would come to washington and meet with him. and i did. (laughter) wasn't really that big a deal am i was brought through the secret white house tunnel entrance at mt. rushmore. it was a round table meeting
(cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. we have got a good show tonight. presidental-- presidential historian, our old friend joyce kearns goodwin is going to be joining us later, talking about presidents. but speaking of presidents, big news from yesterday. >> the white house taking jon stewart very seriously. >> "politico" is reporting that stewart secretly viingtsed the white house. >> the president invited stewart to...
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in honor of jon stewart's last week as host of "the daily show," viewers have been voting for their favorite segments in a variety of different categories from his best fox news takedown to the time he fired hasan minhaj. >> what? >> spoiler alert. >> and
in honor of jon stewart's last week as host of "the daily show," viewers have been voting for their favorite segments in a variety of different categories from his best fox news takedown to the time he fired hasan minhaj. >> what? >> spoiler alert. >> and
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♪ (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to "the daily show"! my name is jon stewart! my guest tonight, "ant-man"! "ant-man" will be joining us tonight! (cheers and applause) while we were out, huge, important, the beast, revenge from tundz taker. and the iran deal. also that. (laughter) angela merkel gave greet a deal -- dealing with greece is like the economic equivalent to sitting on greece's chest, pinning down their hands and drooling into their mouth -- or as the germans call it, foreplay. (laughter) there's another tragic attack, chattanooga, five servicemen lost their lives. when will this end? i don't know how i'll talk about any of this. >> donald trump is at it again! (cheers and applause) >> jon: and then he appeared. (laughter) donald trump. the patron saint of topical comedians who are just running out the clock. i mean, look... we did just have two weeks off from talking about trump, a dumb-springa, i called it. just out of curiosity, what is he at again? >> unleashing his latest political firestorm on a new target, this time john mccain. >> he's not a w
♪ (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to "the daily show"! my name is jon stewart! my guest tonight, "ant-man"! "ant-man" will be joining us tonight! (cheers and applause) while we were out, huge, important, the beast, revenge from tundz taker. and the iran deal. also that. (laughter) angela merkel gave greet a deal -- dealing with greece is like the economic equivalent to sitting on greece's chest, pinning down their hands and drooling into their mouth...
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my name is jon stewart. good one for you tonight. our guest is steve carell former correspondent on this show. retired a couple of years ago and like many retired news men has his own documentary series on discovery h.d., "steve carell's world of tropical diseases." (laughter) i think he might have a movie out but we won't talk about that. turning to the catholic church... wait! don't change the channel. you don't know what i'm going to say. it might not be about the thing you think it is. it could be a happy catholic church story. (laughter) maybe the pope got a new hat. (laughter) or put out a new album. or maybe jesus came back. (laughter) and then won't you have felt stupid. or maybe it's one of those things. all right, we'll see what the new development is. >> newly released documents show in the 1990s when benedict was the vatican official in charge of abuse case he is refuses to dismiss wisconsin priest lawrence murphy. >> murphy molested as many as 200 young boys at st. john's school for the deaf from 1950 to 1974. >> jon: [n
my name is jon stewart. good one for you tonight. our guest is steve carell former correspondent on this show. retired a couple of years ago and like many retired news men has his own documentary series on discovery h.d., "steve carell's world of tropical diseases." (laughter) i think he might have a movie out but we won't talk about that. turning to the catholic church... wait! don't change the channel. you don't know what i'm going to say. it might not be about the thing you think...
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my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight we got a good one for you tonight, the great bill moyers will be joining us one of the few legends of public broadcasting not made of foam rubber. perhaps you saw me on moyers' show. last night we took a measured look. god there's really no way to cover this weiner story. all right. fine. i guess [bleeped] was taken. anyway the upshot is obviously very strange story. congressman possibly tweeted a picture of his john or had his twitter account hacked and a picture of his junk sent or a picture ofcline is theree1 was a junk shot. oddly enough, it's also the name name of what was used to clog the gulf oil leak. also he's a very good friend of mine. i was hoping he'd have a very clear and strong explanation that hasn't necessarily happened so far. but after saying that he wasn't going to comment on the situation, he's didn't a few interviews this afternoon. obviously too late in the day for us to really sink our teeth... [laughter] i mean there's no... it's too late in t
my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight we got a good one for you tonight, the great bill moyers will be joining us one of the few legends of public broadcasting not made of foam rubber. perhaps you saw me on moyers' show. last night we took a measured look. god there's really no way to cover this weiner story. all right. fine. i guess [bleeped] was taken. anyway the upshot is obviously very strange story. congressman possibly tweeted a picture of his john or had his twitter account hacked and...
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i am sitting here with jon stewart. >> jon: but don't worry, we're not coordinating. (laughter) >> okay. good. that's good. >> >> jon: trevor, i don't know if i'm doing the right thing. can i tell stephen what i've done with it? >> yes. but remember, stephen cannot request, subject, or assess to any of the superpac's activity. >> got it. so just speak up if we cross the line. >> will do. >> jon: last weekend i bought five 60-second ad lots on channel a wcsc. >> charles on the's news leader. >> jon: (gasps) okay. the airtime costs $3600 and in it i accuse mitt romney of being a serial killer. (laughter) is that okay, stephen? >> i cannot coordinate with you in any way. (laughter). >> jon: all right moving on. last night the superpac that supports you but which i control independently ran another ad in south carolina at a total production cost of $15,000 equating with a vote for herman cain with a vote for stephen colbert. any thoughts on that, stephen? >> i cannot coordinate with you in any way. (laughter) and i haven't seen the ad but when i watched it, i thought that
i am sitting here with jon stewart. >> jon: but don't worry, we're not coordinating. (laughter) >> okay. good. that's good. >> >> jon: trevor, i don't know if i'm doing the right thing. can i tell stephen what i've done with it? >> yes. but remember, stephen cannot request, subject, or assess to any of the superpac's activity. >> got it. so just speak up if we cross the line. >> will do. >> jon: last weekend i bought five 60-second ad lots on...
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my name is jon stewart. tonight, our guest very exciting, from a show called "the goldbergs," actor jeff garlin. ( cheers and applause ) first, now that hillary clinton and several republican candidates have thrown their hats into the ring, the 2016 election season is finally in bloom, like a beautiful flower that costs billions and billions of dollars and ultimately smells like ( bleep ). ( laughter ) the election season flowers is really one of your les-desirable flowers. and even though there is still an ungodly amount of time before the election, rrptz focused on mostly big-picture issues. >> would you attend a gay wedding? >> if a same-sex couple invited you to their wedding, would you go? >> if you had a loved one or friend getting married in a same-sex wedding, would you attend? >> the question is would you attend a gay wedding? ( laughter ). >> jon: if you can't handle these questions, how are you going to handle putin asking you to go to a gay wedding? how are you going to handle that? ( laughter )
my name is jon stewart. tonight, our guest very exciting, from a show called "the goldbergs," actor jeff garlin. ( cheers and applause ) first, now that hillary clinton and several republican candidates have thrown their hats into the ring, the 2016 election season is finally in bloom, like a beautiful flower that costs billions and billions of dollars and ultimately smells like ( bleep ). ( laughter ) the election season flowers is really one of your les-desirable flowers. and even...
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that jon stewart cannot leave the show. [laughter] [applause] it's being challenged in the courts. >> jon: yes. i have to say for me, this is a states right issue. this is not something that you should be ... what are you going, you know, you are running out of time. >> i'm not running. >> jon: but you don't have that much time to take away americans guns and declare marshall law and put hard working americans in fema camps. if you're going to do that, you better get started. are you stealing, you know there's an ebb and flow to every administration, to every president. it appears that you're feeling it a little bit right now. you've got this deal with iran worked out. you've got your fast track authority. are you feeling like seven years in whatever. >> i finally know what i'm doing. [laughter] >> jon: i'm figuring this thing out, is that how you're ... >> there's no doubt that you get better as you go along. it's like any other job. you get more experience. but what i do think has happened is that a lot of the work we did
that jon stewart cannot leave the show. [laughter] [applause] it's being challenged in the courts. >> jon: yes. i have to say for me, this is a states right issue. this is not something that you should be ... what are you going, you know, you are running out of time. >> i'm not running. >> jon: but you don't have that much time to take away americans guns and declare marshall law and put hard working americans in fema camps. if you're going to do that, you better get started....
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my name is jon stewart. we got a big show for you tonight but i would like to begin it by reciting my -- [laughter] 29 minutes long but it gets cooking around a 117. i'm not going to screw around tonight as someone reminded me in the audience tonight -- [laughter] apparently if i understand it correctly, no one's interested in my [bleep] tonight. so let's just get to it. ladies and gentlemen, the 44th president of the united states. please welcome back to the program president barack obama. [crowd cheering] >> thank you. >> jon: you know, i am amazed and humble every time i come out here and get that ovation. i'm just happy you were here to witness it. [laughter] what are you going to do. how are you? what have you done now? what do you have left, about a year. >> you know, i can't believe that you're leaving before me. [laughter] in fact, i'm issuing a new executive order. that jon stewart cannot leave the show. [laughter]
my name is jon stewart. we got a big show for you tonight but i would like to begin it by reciting my -- [laughter] 29 minutes long but it gets cooking around a 117. i'm not going to screw around tonight as someone reminded me in the audience tonight -- [laughter] apparently if i understand it correctly, no one's interested in my [bleep] tonight. so let's just get to it. ladies and gentlemen, the 44th president of the united states. please welcome back to the program president barack obama....
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from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> jon: we've got a good show! we made a good show today! oh, we've got a nice show. kristen wiig -- boy, she's good -- (cheers and applause) she's going to come out and i'm going to get her to admit her complicity in the false buildup to the iraq war -- i think. (laughter) all right. first! you know, the sepublicans there are fat, fat! the 2016 candidates, drms have decided to skip the primary process entirely! more of a coronation type dealey. (laughter) until now. >> have the senator bernie sanders made it official he will run for president -- >> jon: yeah! (cheers and applause) that's right! let's meet whoever bernie sanders is! (laughter) no, that's actually -- that's colonel sanders. let's meet -- deion sanders. (laughter) that -- (laughter) that's ned flanders. sure. sure, that's bernie sanders. all right, fine. (laughter) there we go! how will this two-term senator, this eight-term representative, this full-term curmudgeon battle the incredibly powerf
from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> jon: we've got a good show! we made a good show today! oh, we've got a nice show. kristen wiig -- boy, she's good -- (cheers and applause) she's going to come out and i'm going to get her to admit her complicity in the false buildup to the iraq war -- i think. (laughter) all right. first! you know, the sepublicans there are fat, fat! the 2016...